Fisley

As a Christmas present for our baby, I ordered a fancy dog bed, advertised as indestructible for heavy chewers, complete with her name monogrammed on the top (so we don't get confused on whose bed it is, of course.)

Took her a day or two to warm up to it, but she found it a cozy alternative to the floor.

Not more than a week later, we found our new dog, "Fisley," in her bed when we came home from work.  "Indestructible" must not mean what I thought it did.  Or, our new habit of letting "Fisley" sleep on our couch made her dog bed a bit less attractive.

Alas, we sent the bed back to Fetchdog.com for a full refund.